The Golden Girls Episode (Paperback)
This is a work of fiction. All incidents and dialogue, and all characters with the exception of some well-known historical and public figures, are products of the author's imagination and are not to be construed as real. Where real-life historical or public figures appear, the situations, incidents, and dialogues concerning those persons are fictional and are not intended to depict actual events or to change the fictional nature of the work. In all other respects, any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Los Angeles, California, May 1, 1935 Sometime in the distant past in Kansas, there was an ordinary young lady called Callie. I thought she was me. I'd been told for my entire life she was me.
Ends up, for my entire life I'd been misled. Ends up, I was probably as a long way from a typical young lady as you could get. I wasn't even human. Not as far as possible, in any case. My dad, Daniel Le Roux, who'd abandon my mom before I was conceived, wasn't only a piano player; he was a ruler of the pixies. The Unseemliness court pixies, to be explicit. He hadn't abandon my mom for any of the typical reasons. He had gone to deny the seat so they could get hitched.
Ends up, for my entire life I'd been misled. Ends up, I was probably as a long way from a typical young lady as you could get. I wasn't even human. Not as far as possible, in any case. My dad, Daniel Le Roux, who'd abandon my mom before I was conceived, wasn't only a piano player; he was a ruler of the pixies. The Unseemliness court pixies, to be explicit. He hadn't abandon my mom for any of the typical reasons. He had gone to deny the seat so they could get hitched.