Cleopatra's Confessions: A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap (Hardcover)

Cleopatra's Confessions: A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap By Cleopatra J. Cat, Larry Arnstein (With), Zack Arnstein (With), Joey Arnstein (With) Cover Image

Cleopatra's Confessions: A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap (Hardcover)

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Humans have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, also the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting(not less than two hours),and most important, making available a good Sleep Environment for a cat. This must include comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops and a variety of floor surfaces: bare wood, a cool cement area, linoleum, and carpeting. Carpeting is required not only as an Essential Sleep Option, but also for puking on. Never puke on anything not covered by carpeting.

Dogs, on the other hand, serve no useful purpose. All they can do is disturb and disrupt, specifically disturb and disrupt cat sleeping activity. Fortunately, dogs can be trained. It’s a nuisance, but it can be done.

This book contains detailed tips on training your dog, but for starters, know that a couple of quick scratches to your dog’s snout will have a very positive effect.
Cleopatra H. Cat: Cleopatra H. Cat is the first three-time winner of the International Feline Sleeping Prize. She has also won numerous other sleeping awards, and is a recognized authority on napping.
Product Details ISBN: 9781629147086
ISBN-10: 1629147087
Publisher: Skyhorse
Publication Date: January 27th, 2015
Pages: 304
Language: English